I'm drinking a big mug of re-caffeinated coffee-mocha, with a dash of nutmeg, curry, and cajun pepper. And my Hello Kitty boots are a brilliant lime-green. It's a pretty damn good drink, despite not having any stevia, since I didn't want to open my, "fridge", because IT'S LIKE 90 DEGREES IN HERE... I am reaching for my Farm&Fleet Catalogue - ( Read more... )

War always begins as a game ( Read more... )

Little numbers like to jump and play. They bop around with skinny black legs reaching all the way down to their happy zucchini feet, in big comfortable sideways-striped Doctor Seuss socks. Little number Seven hops around seven times and then says, "Me! Me! Me!" Little number Three hops three times and exclaims like a far-away Munchkin, "Me! Me ( Read more... )

( Follow these easy instructions... and you will become head of the zombie student body! )

1 - this is day 3 of relapse ( Read more... )

The insects here are really stupid. They are really easy to catch or swat, or they end up in the can. You can even hover over a small fly and pick it off the wall with a piece of tissue paper. That's not like the insects from ye Olde City. Not at all. The insects there play games where they fly into your face, and come back and punish you at ( Read more... )

I am resolved to accomplish nothing today, and so far I am succeeding ( Read more... )

Hitler was a Jew. It's true, it's true. In Americaland, if someone is 1/16th black, then that person is black. Or, at least, that's the way it's been until about 5 seconds ago. Well, Hitler's great-grandmother was Jewish, making him 1/16th Jewish - so, come on, he basically was a Jew, right? Well, that was the whole reason for his political ( Read more... )

It is as if we are cast in the shallow rippled waves of some forlorn island, dank, primordial. Shipwrecked. We are borne in the hull of an uncertain slave ship, at an undecided time in history, unaware. Born into a darkened box, that sometimes feels like a Boa Constrictor. Black, invisible walls close in, with every breath anew - with every ( Read more... )

Lost day

Lost decade

"I realized that I'd rather roll around in a pile of dead bugs than hang out with my friends anymore..." - awesome lj friend

( Tell yourself this was all just a bad dream. )